Dear Daniel,
Thank you for sending me your email all the way from Marinha Grande! HO!! Ho!! ho!! Did you know there are lots of elves in Marinha Grande? I hear they like visiting Marinha Grande because there's a special boy by the name of Daniel that lives there! (*wink*).
Well tickle my whiskers, Daniel! Are you fibbing to ol' Santa Claus?!? You can't possibly be 24 years old already! Why it seems like only yesterday that I was leaving presents for a certain little boy and here you are now, practically one of Santa's elves! (*grin*)
Sorry the presents the last little while probably haven't been quite as exciting as they were when you were a little boy but, well, you know how these things go (*wink*). Anyway, Santa's glad to see some of the 'older kids' (not to mention anyone in particular!) still take the time to write. I also hear you've been a REALLY REALLY good boy. (Of course, you won't mind if I do a little checking, will you? HO!! Ho!! ho!!).
Let's see what you put in your letter for Christmas wishes: 1. mercedes slk; 2. house with swiminng pool and; 3. naked bitch. The elves really like making those presents so I know they'll be happy to hear that's what you want. Of course, there are a lot of good boys and girls in the world and only so many presents so I hope you won't be too upset with me if you don't get everything you asked for this Christmas.
Yum! Smells like Mrs. Claus just pulled another batch of cookies out of the oven. HO!! Ho!! ho!! I'll bet she needs help eating them! Take care Daniel and don't forget to come back and visit me here at EmailSanta.com on Christmas Eve!! And remember... only 232 more sleeps until Christmas!!
Your Holly, Jolly Friend,
Thank you for sending me your email all the way from Marinha Grande! HO!! Ho!! ho!! Did you know there are lots of elves in Marinha Grande? I hear they like visiting Marinha Grande because there's a special boy by the name of Daniel that lives there! (*wink*).
Well tickle my whiskers, Daniel! Are you fibbing to ol' Santa Claus?!? You can't possibly be 24 years old already! Why it seems like only yesterday that I was leaving presents for a certain little boy and here you are now, practically one of Santa's elves! (*grin*)
Sorry the presents the last little while probably haven't been quite as exciting as they were when you were a little boy but, well, you know how these things go (*wink*). Anyway, Santa's glad to see some of the 'older kids' (not to mention anyone in particular!) still take the time to write. I also hear you've been a REALLY REALLY good boy. (Of course, you won't mind if I do a little checking, will you? HO!! Ho!! ho!!).
Let's see what you put in your letter for Christmas wishes: 1. mercedes slk; 2. house with swiminng pool and; 3. naked bitch. The elves really like making those presents so I know they'll be happy to hear that's what you want. Of course, there are a lot of good boys and girls in the world and only so many presents so I hope you won't be too upset with me if you don't get everything you asked for this Christmas.
Yum! Smells like Mrs. Claus just pulled another batch of cookies out of the oven. HO!! Ho!! ho!! I'll bet she needs help eating them! Take care Daniel and don't forget to come back and visit me here at EmailSanta.com on Christmas Eve!! And remember... only 232 more sleeps until Christmas!!
Your Holly, Jolly Friend,
Santa Claus
4 comentários:
Gostei do texto. Tem uma "sonoridade" estranha, um sentido muito próprio, algo a que não estamos habituados neste blogger, embora o tema até seja mais ou menos familiar, mas o sentido da escrita é diferente, é estranho... parabéns, continua com esses posts.
Mas acho que a Queima merecia um post, e eu não fui ao rasganço da Sara nem nada, deviam ser vocês a fazê-lo.
Por falar nisso, qu' é do meu cobertor?
nem deu p aquecer o blogue da marinha
but i´ve got a new blog now...
o teu cobertor.. hum eu bem me lembrei que me tinha esquecido de algo, mas o Gil insistiu que eram toodos dele, vais mesmo ter que lho pedir e irmos um dia ao Rebolo beber um copo...
Vou tentar tirar as fotos do rasganço da Sara do meu telemovel para poder postar sobre o assunto... se bem que não teve nada de especial...
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